Behold the Dübener Heide ride: 154.69 km of pedal-pageantry. 371 minutes moving, 571 m up, 25 kph, HR 144, power 158 W—enough to toast a dozen bagels per hour. Four gleaming achievements and quartet of second-place segment PRs turn this into a mythic event, where a brisk dog walk would be a world record. One ridiculous exaggeration: we gently nudged the Earth's rotation with our cadence. Wahoo!
🚴♂️ Ride vibes: spin, brag, repeat.